The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!