The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to eat food.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to blow up when you blink

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to to think less

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!