the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to create powers

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!