- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

swear words -jesse

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to read your own mind

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

the power to know when a politician is lying

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to bread toast!

The power of learning

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

Pointless Super Powers