the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!