The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!