The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power of fart helium

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to see the past.

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the ability to talk to humans

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to see through windows

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to see oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!