The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to troll.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to not care.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to count to infinity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!