the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!