The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!