The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to write on cellophane

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Justin Bieber

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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To shit bricks.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!