The power to be an idiot.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to burn the sun.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!