The power to sharpen a pen

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to live.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to live.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to shit for 5 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!