the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!