- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to break bones at will.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to not care.

The power to plank

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

Pointless Super Powers