The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!