- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

ability to run very fast forever

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

Pointless Super Powers