- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

Every time you clap some one dies

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

the power to misspell

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to not do it.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to die at will

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Pointless Super Powers