The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The Power to Power

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!