- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a gamer

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

To have the power to breathe

A good Kisser

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

Nope. Just nope.

The power to survive at absolute zero

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to die on command.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

Pointless Super Powers