The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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To have the power to breathe

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The ability to like this post

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!