- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to have a V8

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

the power to read this sentence

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power of 12% levetation

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to turn into a magikarp

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

Pointless Super Powers