- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think oppositely

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

the power of being yourself

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power of hindsight

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to read your own mind

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to smell water.

The power to take edible shits.

Pointless Super Powers