the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the power to get married

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to read your own mind

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!