- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit out toilet paper.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

to make your bowel work backwards

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

the power to change people socks on command

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The ability to change your weight

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to remove all flavour from food.

the power to smell like ham

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

Pointless Super Powers