- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breathe slightly faster

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power of the succulent game

The ability to like this post

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to think oppositely

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

Pointless Super Powers