The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to be french.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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i love to make shit brix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!