the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power of christ ;)

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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swear words -jesse

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!