being black

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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the power to read your own mind

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!