- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

the power to sleep while standing!

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to not do it.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

cry acid tears

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

Power to freeze ice.

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

Pointless Super Powers