- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to see through windows

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to communicate with sperm.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to break bones at will.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

Pointless Super Powers