- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die when you get old

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to not have a brain!

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the ability to levitate

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

Pointless Super Powers