- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to be normal and average

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

the power to hovertate

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

Pointless Super Powers