To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!