The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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yo mama

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power of learning

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to touch your toes

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!