- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to even

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the power to get married

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power of hindsight

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

the power to make faces at the blind

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!