The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!