The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!