The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power of bad luck

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!