the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to speak to toasters

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to catch em' all

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!