the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to die

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!