The power to become powerless

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be normal.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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I'm a giant di

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!