- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

the power to turn wine into water.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to have gravity.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

Pointless Super Powers