The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power of hindsight

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!