- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

the power to jizz money

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to be alone

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to digest corn.

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to be afraid of horses.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to think of your death and then you die.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to crap without pissing.

Pointless Super Powers