The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to not see anything

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!