The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to rotten food.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to poop glue.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

the power to animate condiments

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

To never remember what the word if means

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!