The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to make everything worse

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!