The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!