The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to rotten food.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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yo mama

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to animate condiments

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!