The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!