The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to make money disappear.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to die

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!