The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to eat socks

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!