- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to look TV

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The ability to change the color of your poop

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to not get shit d*ck

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

Pointless Super Powers