The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to block your own powers

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to even

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to hovertate

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to run Crysis.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!