- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to age faster

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to swim on land.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

the power to refreeze frozen ice

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

power to fly when your underwater

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

Pointless Super Powers