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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours
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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.
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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.
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The power to create a unicorn online.
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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind
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The power to only be obesely fat.
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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.
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being black
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The power to hold your breath when you die
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The power to fall asleep each time you
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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.
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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process
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The power to fly inside of airplanes
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The power to predict the present
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The power to fly in tornadoes
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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire
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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.
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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.
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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing
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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land
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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.
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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.
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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room
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The ability to open a door that was already open.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!