The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!