The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!