The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to die

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!