- Pointless Super Powers

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to see through glass

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!