The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!