The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to die

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!