power to fly when your underwater

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!