- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

open up pickles glass

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

75% levitation

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to bleed anally at will

the power to become translucent

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

the power to do nothing

Pointless Super Powers