- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to even

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

power to age faster

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

Pointless Super Powers