- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

the power to get married

The power to smell whore

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to be alone

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to kill yourself.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to see oxygen.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to turn any object into food

Pointless Super Powers