- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the power to jizz money

The power to digest corn.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to even

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

Pointless Super Powers