The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to be powerless

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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being black

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!