- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

open up pickles glass

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to smell whore

the power to get married

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to be alone

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to see oxygen.

The power to fly but only in your room

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

Pointless Super Powers