The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!